Hello! I am Ryan, and I will be your entertainment for the next decade or so! I'm sure we'll have a great time and we'll keep lawsuits to a minimum! Thank you, and please refrain from using all manners of knives, swords, hatchets, and other pointy or sharp objects. I would not enjoy getting mauled hurt in any way.

Now there are a few set rules to talking to me:
1. Do not feed brother, he takes the phrase, "bite the hand that feeds you" a little too seriously.
2. If you insist on bringing food, please leave a small offering to my pet parakeet, cloudy. any kind of poultry will suit him.
3. Have fun with it!
4. You do not have to follow the rules, but failure to comply will result in the automatic assimilation of your sock.

Feel free to have a look around my thoughts, and I'd enjoy talking to any of you!

Good luck with life,

~Ryan